I'm a burglar! What do you do!?
I'm a fire! What do you do!?
Call the fire department.
I'm the dog and I'm sick! What do you do!?
Dad, we don't have a dog.
Relax, have good trip will ya!
The likelihood of "Fred" equaling the "cool" is a mathematical impossibility.
Pin the tail on the donkey
Going for the entire night!
Everybody's skipping school on Monday, just to recover from the awesomeness!
Principal Darling is looking for you, because rumor is...
Hello Fred, this is Principal Darling.
About this party, I really think I should speak with your mother.
I command you to become my mother.