Crispy Fred Chicken/Transcript

*thunder sound*

*the students are screaming while running in library*

Mr. Tonsils: shut it down *sniff* uhh.. it's just an " " class, stay calm and stay on your seats *using a tissue*

*the students run out of the library as another thunder hits*

Mr. Tonsils: WAIT! *running along with them*

Friday: Fred? *shaking Fred's head* Fred? *hitting it on desk to wake him up* they're all gone.

Fred: ohhh the " ", " " just got anything to get out of studying, *puts Friday in bag* let's go!

Mort: the truly Brave dare to stay at their desks, Fred. *holds up a flashlight* unless you're too a chicken! to hear the terrifying tail of the legend of the toilet monster!

Fred: oh Mort, why do you always pull out the same stunt when there's a black out?

Mort:HEY! I do not!

*flashback plays*

Mort: *writing on the blackboard and suddenly takes out a flashlight* the hunting!

*appearing in front of Nora with a flashlight* the darkness!

*appearing in front of a fish bowl with a flashlight* the human!

*flashback ends*

Fred: you always do it Mort, but hey, watch out, I heard someone dying after hearing that story... by the boredom! *laughs and leaves*

Mort: yeah, that's right, you go, unless you won't be disturbed when you screamed like a chicken!

*a small red chicken explodes*

Fred: *comes back* ok Mort, let's see if I scream, or snore.

Mort: *turns on the flashlight* every night, at the witching hour, a foul smelly and cut through monster, emerges from the sewers through the toilet.

*Fred yawns and Friday pops out his head*

Mort: looking, for Brains to drink!

*Wally K and Corky looking scared*

*Friday gulps*

Mort: when he finds one, he cracks their head open like an egg, and then slurps like this *making sucking sound*

*Friday screams and Fred pushes him in the bag and closes it*

Mort: I knew it! Fred's a chicken! I called it!

Fred: no wait! it's not how it looks! it wasn't me!

Mort: *takes pictures from Fred* wait right there, *working with his phone* a few clicks there, *chuckle* look what I just pulled on the internet!

*a song plays on the video*

"Fred was a dude if you " "

thought he was cool and " "

but one day when light goes out at night

he freaked out and began to " "

the chicken Fred won't use the boys room in the school

*Corky and Wally K begun to laugh*

he will take his piss out

Fred: well ENOUGH! it wasn't me! it was my pen!! *pulling out Friday*

Braianna: hey! if Fred's pen screams, what do his pencils do? synchronize swimming? *laughs while pushes Fred*

*Mort, Wally K and Corky keep laughing*

*in the school's warehouse*

Braianna: Fred, you can't be friends with a highly specificed robot, if you can't control yourself!

Fred: it's Mort who can't control his brain! didn't you hear that song?

*as Braianna's wrist watch beeps, she throws Fred into a locker and turns it on*

Super Commander: agent Brains?

Braianna: hi dad, I mean, Super Commander.

Super Commander: Honey, egghead the evil alien has created a mutant, and he has send it to the earth to attack your " ". you must neutralize it using any means necessary.

Braianna: Sir, yes Sir.

Super Commander: did you get my email?

*Super Commander opens the email and the song on the video plays*

*Super Commander laughs as Fred dashes out of the room*

Nora: hi Fred, we saw your video. *she and Sara laugh*

Fred: yeah, hilarious. *enters a class*

Sir Percival and Edd ie: *dancing in the class* run! run! chicken Fred!

" "

Fred: *runs in a stool in the boys room* oh this is not happening! when I open my eyes, it'll all be over. *opens his eyes*

Friday: *gets in* Fred! I've been looking for you! I've " " in robot version! *starts singing* Fred is a chicken, he's not a p-p-pigeon. he's a leaver like a dodo, he's scared, he's lost his macho *stops when Fred throws a toilet paper at him* oh is the music finished?

Fred: enough!

Friday: *throws toilet paper at Fred* a toilet paper fight? that's so childish. let's ball, come on Fred! now you have to throw it on me you know the rules!

Fred: wait, I'm having a toilet paper inspiration! the power of the toilet paper has inspired me!

Friday: *gasp* the power of the frequent sheets!

Fred:write down every word I say! I'm about to dictate something that would make history in the world of horror stories!

Friday:OK, now you got my attention! *turns into a Secretary*

Wally K: *entering while singing the video's song* run, run, chicken Fred!

*one of the stool doors cracks open*

Wally K:hey! it's my private time to do an important business and everybody here knows that I have to do it ALONE! *pulls up his sleeve* you're gonna be sorry! *opens the stool door and finds no one in it, scratching his head and sits down* Ugh! *scary music plays* uhh, c-can someone turn off that music? I can't- I can't do my business in here!

Friday: *appearing from behind him in a form of a monster* I am the toilet monster!

Wally K: *runs out and screams* AHHHH!

Mort: Wally, the toilet monster's just an earned legend! although,greatly improved by my amazing manner of talent!

Wally K: I... I *shaking* I just see the toilet monster, and it gave me a message for you! *starts reading the message on toilet paper* I hear, that when there's a power outage, some " " calls me stinky, I, the toilet monster, dare you to say that into my face, tonight, at the witching hour, let's see what stinks when I drink his BRAINS!"

*Mort freaks out and hides into a locker*

Fred: *grabbing the toilet paper from Wally K* what's the big deal? hah, Mort you need to go and show him who's boss!

Mort: MY BEAUTIFUL BRAIN! *whimpers*

Fred: chill, Mort, Wally will go with ya!

Wally K: WHAT??!

Fred: right, Wally?

*Wally K runs away in panic*

Fred: Wally? ugh, wimps. well, I suppose I'll have to go myself and tell him to leave poor little Mort's Brain alone!

Mort: *comes out* wait, you do that, for me?

Fred: well, if you change that awful video on the internet, I suppose I can think about it! here, hold this a sec *throws the message in Mort's hands* I've got a great idea for a song *clearing throat* ruuun, run,chicken Mort, the toilet monster has come out now! *laughs*

Mort: Fred, you wrote this!

Fred: nooo! no, look at the ink, smell it!

Mort: "that idiot Mort's gonna see what's Fred made of"? "Friday, start writing down everything I say"? *Jumps on Fred* Fred, I don't know who Friday is, but you and me both know, the monster doesn't exist.

Fred: so, you don't mind coming with me tonight at the witching hour?

Mort: ugh, Fred, I have better things to do at the midnight! like, you know, I, well, I HAVE A BUSY SCHEDULE OK BYE! *walks away*

Fred: wait, wait! *stops him* how about I'll let you record me looking stupid while I'll try to fight with the monster that doesn't exist?

Mort: *smirks while thinking about it*

Fred: uhh. but if the monster does appear, you have to film the fight and put it on the internet instead of your stupid video, deal?

Mort: deal! *shakes hand with Fred*

*in Luckpuig resident*

Fred: *sigh*, my reputation is at stake! ow! now listen carefully to the second part of my plan! *Friday throws toilet paper at him repeatedly* ow! hey Friday- Ow! quit doing that- OW! already! hey!

Friday: I'm just trying to help! toilet paper inspiration will provide you with another great idea! *throws another one*

Fred: OW! *thinks* hey I got one! listen, you head in the bathrooms, when I arrive with Mort, you and I fight.

Friday: cool!! *takes out a plasma gun immediately*

Fred: no,no weapons! ok? it's just an act. you have to let me win!

Friday: uh-huh that's not cool.

Fred:if I don't win then the plan won't work! bye bye fun!

Friday: ok, let's do us up! *turns into the toilet monster*

Fred: No! Mort's no fool! but a toilet paper's not gonna cut it! we need a really amazing monster, you get me?

Friday: so many horrifying monsters I can turn into!

Fred: great, but hurry up! I'll keep Mort busy, you'll transform your self and then come the the school. we'll meet in the bathrooms. sweet corn! *gets out of the room*

Friday: a big moment needs a big look! *transforms* uh, oh no, something's not right.hmm *breaks the roof of the house* cool, right, just need a little bit of literal thinking. *laughs evilly and takes off*

*in the sky in Brains's spaceship*

Agent Brains: Agent Brains here, I've been patrolling for over *yawning while looking at her watch* eight hours and there are no mutant aliens in sight. requesting permission, to aboard the mission. *Friday quickly passes from the spaceship as an alarm beeps* wait a minute, what was that? *goes after it*

Friday: *roars like a monster* no that's dumb. *roars while shaking his arms* yeah it's kinda Corking *makes gorilla sounds while hitting on his chest* you got a primo man! *a net gets thrown at him* huh?

Agent Brains: I've got you, mutant!

*Fred and Mort quietly enter to the school as a spaceship lands on the roof*

*in the bathroom*

Fred: *while looking in the stools* cover yourself, Mort! you're not ready to face an authentic toilet monster! *mumbling* ugh, Friday! where are you? *a smell spreads in the bathroom* *coughs* Mort, please! do you always " "

*the mutant appears*

Mort: AHHH! the toilet monster!

*the mutant roars and gets close and Mort runs into a stool*

Fred: aww come on Mort! don't be a chicken and keep taping! *looks at the mutant* let's show the world the real Fred!

*the mutant roars and picks up Fred with a tentacle and Mort starts recording*

Fred: stinky monster, you're late! never heard of punctuality? obviously you need to be taught a lesson!*punches the mutant in the eye* and I'm here to teach you a whole class! for free! *pulls its eyelids*

*the mutant starts to repeatedly hit Fred on the ground*

Fred: *while getting beaten up* UGH! take that! OW! take this too! oooof!

*Mort looks away while still recording*

Fred: *grabs the mutant by the eye* hey, buddy you look really cool and stinky, but, you're fighting too hard, let me-

*the mutant roars in his face and stretch Fred with its tentacle*

Fred: *screams while trying to crawl himself away* DON'T " " UP?

*out side in the Hallway*

Friday: Brains, I am a robot masquerading as a mutant wannabe who wants to be who wants to be a robot masquerading as a mutant wannabe robot, not to gathering around!

Agent Brains: *sigh* Ok! sorry! my mistake! hey, are you sure this is the place?

*an explosion shakes the bathroom door as Fred's scream comes from behind it*

Friday: no way! they started without me?

Agent Brains: wait! *smells* I can smell mutant!

Fred: *talking to mutant* ENOUGH ALREADY!

Agent Brains: *opens the door and shoots the mutant in the eye*

*the mutant roars ,shrinks and turns into a squeezy toy*

Fred: *squeezing the mutant* hey! where are you going? I haven't even started yet! *falls on the ground*

*the squeezy toy jumps out of the bathroom as Friday picks it up*

*the next day*

Nora:congratulations, Fred! what a cool video! but, you know what? I like the other one better! I've always liked chickens! they're fun and, they're just so cute!

Fred: *gasps with a dropped jaw and starts running* tell me you didn't delete the chicken video! Mort! MORT!